Saturday, June 27, 2009

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MY CAT TALK! MEMORIES

My grandmother always hated cats. In our home sweet home has always been at least one feline friend, and my grandmother always has wanted to kill (or at least expel from the house). And one day, the big day, when we had like 4 months since our last trigger disappeared, my grandmother brought in a box of milk clasicazas glory-box-one black ball or it was left to purr in your new home cold. From the beginning all went well, came and purred and that even the most evil of the good will entiernece heart.

My grandmother gave me and said it was mine. = D. Thanks grandma!
That night we play together (I'm not zoophilic). That night we slept together (I'm not zoophilic). That night we woke up together (I'm not zoophilic, at least not yet). And the next day came to know my two dogs: Cano and Bobby. El Cano came up and slapped a pair of kitty chiquitita sent him he came, Bobby saw what happened and his clumsy boxer breed came anyway. A couple of slaps more for him. He left and when the cat meowed, he returned only to receive a few more slaps.

Now as I'm tired of writing, and also suppose that your time is valuable and I love not removed, eg "I am good people go to the point.

For those who wonder what I do in my spare time, here's the answer: I teach my cat to talk. Ajam, and sounds. Day and night, from Monday to Sunday, regardless of holidays. I trained my cat in practice not only speaking, but of good speech. After months, the final exam of my adorable kitty Iego.

The first question that I made my cat was, 1) Who was the first president of the People's Republic of China?, To which my cat said no buts or hesitation: MAO.
was unbelievable but Indeed, the first president of the People's Republic of China was Mao Tse Tung, or simply, as "my cat, Mao.

The next question was, 2) Who was the leader of the Communist Party of China?, To which my cat again answered with the speed that characterizes the cat: maaaaaan.
was true, the leader of the party and above was Mao Tse Tung (may find entering www.wikipedia.com), or simply, as "my cat, Mao. Again I was shocked as well as having learned to speak, learn history.

The last question was, 3) Who founded the Vietminh and is later elected president of Vietnam?, To which my cat replies: MAAAAAO.
Unfortunately they were wrong, the answer was Ho Chi Minh that day again noted that not all is happiness and wonder, but my cat passed your test. Answered 2 of the 3 questions and have your diploma, made on my computer-which certifies that she speaks.

Now I have bought many history books for another day no mistake in the answers.